Dan in Real Life + Murderer of Love Pancakes

It seems self explanatory that pancakes would play a large role in a “Dan in Real Life” menu. But we’d like to kick it up a notch with some of our best moments, dedicated to this fall classic in pancake form.

Murderer of Love Pancakes

Heart-shaped chocolate chip pancakes with strawberry drizzle. This delicious pancake is best served in heart shape, so that you too, can be a murderer of love, ripping apart your heart-shaped pancake as it oozes strawberry glaze blood. For motivation, just think of that high school love that you knew was “the one.”

Ruthy Pig-faced Draper Pancakes

Big pancake, with small pancake. On a smaller pancake, Two strips of bacon for the nose.

“I ordered a muffin, but I think they gave me a small planet” 

Feel free to stuff your face with an astrologically huge pastry while reading the literary classic “Everyone Poops,” who knows, maybe the universe and your muffin will align and you’ll meet the love of your life, who happens to be in love with someone else.

Corn Bisque 

“This corn is like an angel.”

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